Welcome to The Laughing Goat! A 100% Veteran owned and operated business. Our mission is to spread laughter and joy through products that bring smiles, humor, and lightheartedness to everyday life. We aim to provide customers with the perfect items for gifting, personal use, and every occasion with a touch of fun.
Not rude — just phonetic. Meet the tee that says what your coffee is thinking.
The polite way to be profane. Soft-ring spun tee + bold phonetic sass = your new favorite “Do Not Talk to Me” shirt. Wear the mood. The “Effin Ay Brah” T-Shirt spells things out the classy way—phonetic, punchy, and permanently unbothered. Made on a soft, modern-fit Unisex Softstyle blank (lightweight ring-spun cotton; great for printing), this shirt survives the washer, the microwave coffee spill, and one or two passive-aggressive team standups.
Lightweight 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton / soft hand (Softstyle cut).
Durable, eco-safe print method (use dye-sublimation or direct-to-garment for best results).
Unisex sizing — true to size; see size chart.
Packaged in gift-ready wrap (option), ideal for gag gifts, birthdays, or “I’m done” days.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “This tee is my weekend attitude in cotton form. Super soft, the print held up after a few washes — and strangers laugh, so 10/10.” — Jess R.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Got this as a gag gift for my brother; he wears it on bad-mood days and it actually works. Shirt runs true to size.” — Marco D.
Why people love it: It says the thing you can’t say at HR meetings — but it’s spelled cute enough that aunt Linda can’t frown for long.
Perfect gift for your friend who’s “done” with 2025. Softstyle tee, printed in the USA, gift-ready. Click to shop.
