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“My PTO is Just Different Ports” – The US Navy Shore Leave Shirt
“My PTO is Just Different Ports” – The US Navy Shore Leave Shirt
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Because when you say “time off,” you mean “tied up to a new pier with a cold one in hand.” Civilians get beaches — you get ports. Fair trade.
Calling all salty sailors! Your idea of Paid Time Off doesn’t include poolside cocktails or hammocks — it’s just different ports, different bars, and the same hangover.
This hilarious US Navy PTO T-shirt captures the spirit of every sailor who knows shore leave isn’t rest — it’s a mission. Made with premium Softstyle™ cotton, this tee is built for comfort whether you’re standing watch, swapping sea stories, or plotting your next “vacation” destination.
Featuring a cartoon anchor rocking a Hawaiian lei, this shirt is your pass to the Steel Beach Bar & Grill wherever you roam. Wear it with pride — because liberty call waits for no one.
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.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
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