Welcome to The Laughing Goat! A 100% Veteran owned and operated business. Our mission is to spread laughter and joy through products that bring smiles, humor, and lightheartedness to everyday life. We aim to provide customers with the perfect items for gifting, personal use, and every occasion with a touch of fun.
“Truth serum for stomachs: some people eat bananas for the shape, not the taste. This is that shirt.”
A cheeky tee for people who love fruit, fashion, or very specific life choices.
You eat bananas for the shape, not the taste? Good — we made a shirt just for you.
Meet the “You eat bananas…” Unisex Jersey Tee: a soft, everyday crew that politely judges your snack choices. Printed on a comfy unisex jersey cotton (true-to-size fit), this tee pairs perfectly with coffee, questionable life decisions, and friends who demand explanations.
Soft unisex jersey cotton — breathable and built for daily wear.
Durable print that survives the washer (and your worst mornings).
Great gag gift, stocking stuffer, or casual conversation starter.
Packaged in gift-ready tissue (optional) — perfect for last-minute presents.
Wear it to brunch, a grocery run, or anywhere you want to start a delightful argument about produce. Banana not included.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Wore this to brunch and got a debate about fruit anatomy. 10/10 fun, fabric is soft, print looks great after washes.” — Maya L.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Gifted this to my roommate. She laughs, I sleep better. Runs true to size — I’ll buy another in black.” — Chris D.
