The Laughing Goat
The 'Currently Unavailable' Hat
The 'Currently Unavailable' Hat
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The 'Currently Unavailable' Hat: Your Official Digital Status, in Real Life.
If your social battery is at 4%, your calendar is booked solid with things you don't want to do, and your brain is politely refusing to cooperate, this hat is your uniform.
This is more than just a hat; it’s a public service announcement and the most efficient way to communicate your emotional availability (or complete lack thereof). It's the perfect conversation ender for those times when you just need to grab coffee and keep walking.
Consider it Your Social Toolkit:
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Conflict Avoidance: No need to awkwardly explain why you can't talk—the hat said it for you.
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Introvert Approved: The ultimate accessory for running errands while maintaining a safe, low-interaction perimeter.
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Mood Vibe Check: Instantly recognizable by others who also spend their time in "Unavailable" mode.
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Protect your peace. Put on the status.
- Fabric: 100% cotton twill; 80% poly / 20% cotton (Neons)
- Structure: Structured
- Profile: Mid
- Closure: Velcro
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