Things to Know About Me Tee – Slightly Off, Fully Functional

Before you ask—please review the specs.

The “Things to Know About Me” Tee is basically a warning label, personality summary, and vibe check all in one.

Printed right on the front:
“Things to know about me:
Standard settings not found.
Features may vary.
Results not typical.
Slightly off, fully functional.”

It’s the perfect shirt for people who:
✔️ Don’t fit the template
✔️ Run on custom settings
✔️ Function best with caffeine and sarcasm
✔️ Are absolutely fine… just not typical

This tee saves time, prevents questions, and sets expectations immediately.

Not broken. Not defective.
Just built different.

#BuiltDifferent #SlightlyOff #FunnyTShirt #DryHumorStyle #StatementTee #RelatableAF
#PersonalityOnDisplay #MemeFashion #LaughingGoat #FullyFunctional

Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt

• 5.3 oz.,
• 100% preshrunk cotton
• Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Seamless rib at neck
• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
• Tear away label
• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
• 7/8" collar
• Classic fit