Warning: Wearing this tee may induce cravings, cookie hoarding, and uncontrollable laughter.
Ever look in the mirror mid-snack and think, “Yep, I’m a cookie monster?” Now you’ve got proof. Slip on this 100% cotton crew-neck and claim your munchie origins in style—whether you're raiding the pantry or lounging like you just discovered midnight treats. The damp moan of nostalgia meets modern humor, all wrapped in soft cotton.
Available in over a dozen colors—because every cookie’s got its flavor. Warning: May attract cookie crumbs to the chest (and compliments, too).
Key Benefits:
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Soft, snack-proof comfort: Made from 100% cotton—lightweight, breathable, and smooth as a fresh batch of your favorite cookie.
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Graphic that steals the show: A cheeky homage to everyone's favorite blue cookie fiend—nostalgia-rich, witty, and guaranteed to get grins.
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Unisex crewneck fit: Sizes from S to XXXL, plus a wide palette of colors. There's a cookie monster for every wardrobe.
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Durable design: Double-stitched collar and printed with care—this shirt survives snack spills, hugs, and wardrobe malfunctions.
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Gift-worthy vibes: For cookie monsters, snack kings, paczki lovers, or anyone that could use some edible humor.
Specs & Fit
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Fabric: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (most batches; confirm with your supplier).
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Sizes: S to XXXL; unisex fit—order your usual tee size for perfect doughy comfort.
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Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low for minimal shrinkage.
