Dumpster Dining Champion Tee – Meal Planning, Raccoon Style

For those who call it “meal prep,” but it’s really just “what’s left in the fridge at 10PM.”

Meal planning? Please. Some of us are out here surviving on chaos, caffeine, and last night’s takeout — and this tee gets it.

The Dumpster Dining Champion Tee features a wild-eyed raccoon proudly raiding his gourmet trash bin, alongside the words “Meal planning? I do that like a raccoon in a dumpster.” It’s the perfect shirt for anyone who laughs at life’s messiness (and maybe hasn’t seen the inside of a grocery list since 2019).

Made with super-soft, durable cotton, this shirt is as comfortable as a midnight snack run. Whether you’re a professional hot mess, a proud meal prep dropout, or just someone who embraces life’s dumpster fires with style — this one’s for you.

Wear it to the gym, the store, or while contemplating dinner over a half-eaten bag of chips. Be the raccoon. Live the dream.

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Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt

• 5.3 oz.,
• 100% preshrunk cotton
• Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Seamless rib at neck
• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
• Tear away label
• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
• 7/8" collar
• Classic fit