Welcome to The Laughing Goat! A 100% Veteran owned and operated business. Our mission is to spread laughter and joy through products that bring smiles, humor, and lightheartedness to everyday life. We aim to provide customers with the perfect items for gifting, personal use, and every occasion with a touch of fun.
“Deadline whisperer, last-minute legend — wear the tee that admits you’ll do it… eventually.”
The official uniform of people who don’t procrastinate — they prioritize creatively.
You’re not lazy. You’re a Procrasti-nator — an elite specialist in strategic delay. Meet the Procrastinator Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee: soft, breathable, and perfect for last-minute plans (including buying this shirt).
This unisex jersey tee is made for everyday wear: comfy enough for naps during “research,” durable enough to survive follow-up texts titled “Did you do that thing?” and soft enough that you’ll forgive yourself for looking suspiciously productive.
Fabric & fit: classic unisex jersey cotton — true to size with a relaxed, everyday fit.
Print: high-quality DTG/ink that stands up to washing.
Use cases: gag gift for students, “I’ll do it later” office humor, birthday present for the friend who always says “tomorrow.”
Packaging: optionally send gift-ready in tissue wrap with a cheeky tag (“You’ll wear this… later.”).
Buy it now — or add to cart and put it off until later. Either way, it’s coming.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Perfect for my finals week vibes. Super soft, got a laugh at the study group, and somehow motivated me to order another.” — Sam R.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Great gag gift for my roommate who delays everything. Fits true to size; print survived the wash. Shipping was a little slow, but worth it.” — Lena P.
