Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause uncontrollable giggles, questionable assumptions, and at least one person asking, “Sooo… what kind of package we talkin’ about?”
Simple. Bold. Suspiciously suggestive. This tee proudly displays the words “Package Delivery Vehicle,” leaving everyone around you wondering if you’re talking USPS, UPS… or something a bit more personal.
Perfect for people who: 📦 Deliver sarcasm faster than overnight shipping 😏 Love double meanings more than tracking numbers 🤣 Want a shirt that starts conversations they’re absolutely not prepared to finish 🚚 Believe every day is a good day to drop off… well… a package
It’s soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to make people laugh, blush, or both. Whether you’re at the gym, the office, or wandering around pretending to be FedEx, this tee ensures your “package” gets the attention it deserves.
