You don’t need to be high to feel low energy — just slip into the “Xanax” Graphic Tee and wear your indifference like armor. This shirt doesn’t promise Zen; it promises zero emotional bandwidth. Whether your day’s going sideways or asking you philosophical questions you don’t care to answer, this tee gets you.
Crafted with 100% premium cotton and minimalist design, it’s about as expressive as your soul wants to be in most meetings. Wear it when people expect you to care, when small talk strikes, or when you’re just trying to exist quietly. It’s less a statement, more a shrug in fabric form. (Note: Doesn’t actually dispense Xanax. Just vibes.)
The ‘Xanax’ Graphic Tee is your mood in cotton. Soft, minimal, and perfectly aloof. Get yours now before existential dread calls.
Customer Reviews:
“Wore it to my morning meeting. People asked, ‘You ok?’ I said, ‘Exactly.’” — Riley P. “Bought this for my friend — he never laughs, but he smiled. Progress.” — Jordan L.
