"My Five Moods" T Shirt

“My Five Moods T-Shirt – The Grumpy Owl That Gets You (And So Do We)”

"When life gives you five different moods... wear them all."

Meet the apparel that speaks fluent sarcasm: the “My Five Moods” Funny T-Shirt—your wardrobe’s tragedy-comedy in cotton form.

Painfully relatable yet riotously funny, this tee features a grumpy owl and the classic five moods that sum up adulting:

1. I’m too old for this

2. I’m too tired for this

3. I don’t have time for this

4. I’m too sober for this

5. I don’t get paid enough for this 

Crafted from soft, breathable 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, it offers premium comfort and durability—you can wear your existential crisis all day, without the scratchy side effects.