The Laughing Goat
Haven’t Met You Tee — Alien-Level Regret Humor
Haven’t Met You Tee — Alien-Level Regret Humor
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Because some people make you wish you were abducted before the introduction.
Meet the Met People Tee, the universal (and intergalactic) way to say what you’re really thinking. Featuring a unimpressed alien graphic delivering the brutally honest line: “I envy the people who haven’t met you.”
This tee is perfect for:
👽 Those who’ve met… too many people
🤣 Fans of savage humor and passive-aggressive brilliance
🛸 Anyone who’d rather deal with extraterrestrials than certain earthlings
😅 Wearing when you know you’re about to encounter “that” person
Soft, comfortable, and built for maximum social damage, this shirt is your new favorite weapon of sarcasm. Whether you're at work, out with friends, or trapped in small talk, let your tee say what your face politely cannot.
Alien-approved. Human-tested. Socially savage.
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Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
- 5.3 oz.,
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Tear away label
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- 7/8" collar
- Classic fit
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