Public service announcement from a very confident rooster.

Short description (above the fold)

When life gives you side-eyes, send in the rooster. This tee makes your stance clear: admire the farm, not the assets. With a relaxed, oversized drape and a print that pops, it’s equal parts cozy and chaotic—perfect for farmers’ markets, brunch runs, and any place where eyes have a wandering habit. Throw it on, tip your cap, and let your poultry bouncer handle the crowd control.

A soft, oversized 100%-cotton tee that lets a feathery friend set boundaries. Unisex fit, farm-fresh sass, and a message that gets a cluck-ton of laughs.

Benefits:

Laugh-out-loud graphic: Rooster humor with double-take energy—great for parties, tailgates, and bar patios.

Comfy oversized fit: Easy, breezy unisex silhouette for off-duty days and on-duty sarcasm.

Quality print: Crisp DTF/DTG-style detail that resists cracking and fading—aka barnyard-proof. 

100% cotton feel: Soft, breathable, and ready for repeat wear. 

Giftable: For the chicken keeper, the pun appreciator, or the friend who can’t resist a spicy tee.

Fit & specs:

Unisex oversized crewneck; order true-to-size for roomy fit (size up for extra slouch).

Fabric: 100% cotton (combed/ring-spun typical). 

Print: high-precision DTF-style graphic (bright color, durable). 

Care: Wash cold, inside-out; tumble dry low to protect the print.

Colors/Sizes: Offer your available palette; Laughing Goat page shows a broad set S–XXXL with multiple colors.