The 'No Filter, Just Pure IV Drip' Tee: It's Not a Drink, It's Life Support.
If you consider the time between waking up and your first sip of coffee a medical emergency, this is your new favorite shirt.We all know the truth: some people run on oxygen and water. You run on pure, unfiltered, highly aggressive caffeine. This tee is a public declaration that your internal systems are maintained exclusively by dark roast. The IV drip isn't a joke—it's your preferred method of delivery.
Warning: My blood type is coffee. Get the IV Drip funny shirt—the perfect tee for anyone who needs pure, unfiltered caffeine to survive the morning.
This Shirt is Essential Gear For:
The Pre-Coffee Zombie: Warns coworkers and family not to approach until the drip is active.
The Student Grinding All-Nighters: Shows immediate solidarity with fellow survivors.
Coffee Snobs: Confirms that you require the absolute maximum potency available.
Anyone whose blood type is definitely not A, B, or O.
