When you want to roast someone so hard they need roadside assistance.
No subtlety. No brakes. The Highway Tee delivers one of the most iconic burns ever engineered. Featuring a graphic of three cars in a fender-bender line and the legendary insult:
“Were you born on a highway? Because that’s where most accidents happen.”
Perfect for: 🔥 Fans of savage humor 🚗 People who deal with human traffic jams every day 🤣 Anyone who wants to fire off insults with style 🛞 Wearing when someone’s about to say something painfully dumb
Soft, comfortable, and built tougher than the drivers who inspired it. Put this tee on and prepare for laughs, gasps, and at least one person pretending they’re not offended.
