Clock your throne time—don’t let the sand win.
Are you tired of someone overstaying their welcome — on the throne? The Toilet Sand Timer is your bathroom bouncer in hourglass form. Flip it and know exactly how much time they’ve got before you knock (metaphorically, or not). This 1–3 minute sand-run hourglass keeps your break time sacred and your dignity intact.
Made with clear glass, vibrant sand, and restraint in design (this isn’t a carnival ride), it’s small enough to sit on any tank or shelf, yet bold enough to deliver the message: “Your wait is timed, my patience is short.” Whether for shared bathrooms, office restrooms, or prank gifts, this timer brings order to chaos—and laughs.
They say time flies. Not in the bathroom. With the Toilet Sand Timer, you know exactly how long someone’s lounging. Get yours while sand is still running.
Customer Reviews:
“My roommate left it running on me. The sand timer judged me. Best silent shame ever.” — Casey L.
“Put it in my office bathroom. One coworker actually timed herself. Productivity achieved?” — Jordan M.
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