Step right up, friends—and bring tissues (just in case you're laughing that hard)! As a seasoned Shopify pro, I’m thrilled to present the Toilet Sand Timer, the world’s most polite nudge for anyone who’s turned bathroom business into an epic Q&A session with their phone.
Why Every Store Needs This Number-One “Poop Timer”
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You're dealing with “poo-crastinators”—guests or housemates who take their throne time a little too seriously.
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Now you can say, “Flush me gently, but please flush me through” with style and efficiency.
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This isn’t your standard hourglass—it’s a 5-minute sand timer, specially calibrated for what matters most in the restroom.
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The sleek, minimalist silhouette fits into any decor—so your timer won’t stick out like a thigh in stretchy pants.
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How It Works: Snicker-Inducing, Sarcasm-Infused Mechanics
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Place it proudly on your porcelain throne’s ledge.
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Flick it 360°—the sand begins its journey from “leg-numbing squirm” to “time to wrap things up.”
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In about 5 minutes, the sand has spoken—and it’s saying: “Flush already!”
