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The Laughing Goat

"Warning: These socks don’t just walk—they subliminally sass, wink, and drop punchlines."

"Warning: These socks don’t just walk—they subliminally sass, wink, and drop punchlines."

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“Sass so good, even your shoes will need a second look.”

You know what’s better than silent fashion statements? Text that tattles for you! Our Funny Text Print Socks deliver cheeky humor with every step—whether you’re strutting into meetings or kicking back on a Netflix binge.

According to The Laughing Goat, this winter-ready pair combines Harajuku humor with snug comfort, crafted from high-quality cotton to keep your feet happy and your messages loud—and yes, they come in classic black or white, fitting shoe sizes 34–43.

If you're more of a mood-on-your-soles type, browse collections packed with gems like “Don’t Kale My Vibe,” “Dump Him Text,” or “This Is Why I’m Single”—each a golden opportunity to express feelings your mouth might regret

Feature Why It's Epic
Wearable One-Liners Your socks whisper truths better left unsaid—literally underneath.
Comfort Meets Comedy Soft, breathable cotton lets you laugh and lounge all day without foot drama.
Bold & Versatile Great for home, work, or making passersby do double-takes.
Unisex & Universal Fits most adults—because everyone deserves to walk funny.
Gifts That Actually Make You LOL Perfect for birthdays, secret Santa, or surviving whatever that was.

 

Premium cotton blend keeps you cozy while serving punchlines.

Witty prints (think “Don’t Kale My Vibe,” “Dump Him,” “This Is Why I’m Single”).

Perfect for lounging, sneaking messages, or gifting with giggles.

One-size-fits-most shoe size 4 to 10 1/2 women, 6 1/2 to 9 1/2 men.

Funny Text Print Socks aren’t just another funky pair—they’re wearable wit, wrapped around your ankles. They jump straight from style to conversation starter with no detours.

Want quirky titles, email flows, or add-to-cart triggers tailor-made for this line? I’ve got lines sharper than the prints on these socks.

 

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