Your poker face is flawless. Your feet? Absolutely unhinged. Let your soles do the oversharing.
When your mouth says “I’m fine,” but your inner monologue is writing a 3-part exposé—slip on Socks with Sayings and let your feet file the report. These cozy, conversation-starting crews turn every step into a subtweet. Office banter? Family dinner diplomacy? Blind date small talk? Consider it… handled.
Because sometimes, your feet need to speak louder than your smile.
Why you’ll love them:
Expressive soles: Quips, zingers, and pep talks—right where the world least expects them.
All-day comfort: Soft knit with just-right stretch so your one-liners don’t sag.
Gift-ready gold: Birthdays, Secret Santa, white-elephants, roommate roasts.
Outfit-friendly: Sneakers, slippers, sandals (don’t @ us)—these play nice.
Details:
Fit: Adult crew; unisex sizing (see size guide).
Fabric: Soft knit blend for cushion + stretch.
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble low; save the hot takes for the text thread.
Design: Text on soles/legs (varies by style); choose your message.
Friendly note: If your boss reads your socks, that’s on them. We’re just here for arch support and emotional honesty.
