When your mouth says “I’m fine,” but your inner monologue is writing a 3-part exposé—slip on these socks and let your feet file the report. These cozy, conversation-starting crews turn every step into a subtweet. Office banter? Family dinner diplomacy? Blind date small talk? Consider it… handled.
Why You’ll Love Them:
Expressive Soles: Quips, zingers, and pep talks—right where the world least expects them.
All-Day Comfort: Soft knit with just-right stretch so your one-liners don’t sag.
Gift-Ready Gold: Perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, white-elephants, or roommate roasts.
Outfit-Friendly: Sneakers, slippers, sandals—these play nice.
Details:
Fit: Adult crew; unisex sizing.
Fabric: Soft knit blend for cushion + stretch.
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble low; save the hot takes for the text thread.
Design: Text on soles/legs (varies by style); choose your message.
Friendly Note: If your boss reads your socks, that’s on them. We’re just here for arch support and emotional honesty.
