Grow-a-Girlfriend Joke Toy — Grows 600% in Water, No Nagging Included

She grows up when you ignore her. Literally.”

She grows when you ignore her—so let your water tank handle the drama.

Meet Grow a Girlfriend—your no-maintenance partner who blooms (literally!) when ignored. Drop her in water, watch her stretch up to 600%, and then carefully forget she ever existed… until she shrinks back. Repeat as needed.

Why:

Zero complaints. Zero expectations. The perfect relationship, via science.

Prom season gold. Instant hit with bridesmaids, frat parties, and ‘gift something bizarre’ challenges.

Tiny for wallets, massive for reactions. Lightweight and cheap to ship with comedic ROI.

Description:

Grows up to 6× in water, shrinks back when removed.

1-pack gadget—no batteries required, just 100% pure awkward fun.

Great for gag gifts, bachelor/bachelorette parties, Secret Santa, and “I’m sorry I ghosted you” presents.