The 'It's Not About Potassium' Shirt: You Know The Truth.
Let's be honest. Some people eat bananas for the vitamins. Other people eat them for the geometry. If you know someone who falls into the second category, welcome to your new favorite shirt.This tee is a public service announcement, a wink, and a subtle nod to anyone who understands the true, anatomical appeal of the world's most popular curved fruit. It’s the perfect shirt for people who are comfortable with knowing your truth—and who love to watch other people catch the joke.
Warning: May cause knowing smiles, spontaneous snickering, and an immediate demand for explanations at every grocery store, gym, and brunch spot.
Perfect For:
White Elephant Gifts
Bachelor/Bachelorette Party Icebreakers
That one friend who's always hungry (for shapes)
Anyone who appreciates sophisticated, slightly inappropriate food humor.
