Because sometimes the doorknob really is the smartest one in the room.
Introducing the Doorknob Conversation Tee, your new go-to shirt for dealing with the delightfully clueless. Featuring a classic doorknob graphic and a cheerful smiley-man delivering the brutal line: “I’ve had better conversations with a door knob.”
This tee is perfect for: 🧠 Days when your patience is thin 🤣 Friends who appreciate savage humor 🚪 Situations where you must silently scream “Why are you like this?” 😅 Anyone surrounded by people who talk a lot but say absolutely nothing
Soft, comfortable, and designed as the ideal wearable insult for social gatherings, workdays, family reunions, or any moment when words won’t cut it — but your shirt can.
Wear it proudly. Let the shirt do the talking when the conversation isn’t worth having.
