For the folks who absolutely know which crayon pairs best with poor decisions and childhood nostalgia.
Introducing the Crayons Taste Tee, the shirt that boldly asks the question nobody wants to admit they know the answer to: “I bet you know which crayon tastes best.”
Featuring an adorable-yet-slightly-unhinged animated crayon dual-wielding two deliciously questionable wax sticks, this tee is perfect for anyone who survived childhood by eating glue, gnawing on erasers, and sampling the occasional “Blue Raspberry” crayon.
Whether you're a Marine laughing at the stereotype, a teacher surviving another week, a parent raising a tiny chaos gremlin, or just someone who appreciates elite-level sarcasm, this shirt is your new conversational grenade.
Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to make people laugh (or slowly back away), it’s ideal for:
The “I’m not saying I did it, but…” crowd
Military humor fans
Anyone whose inner child still runs the show
People who know the difference between Cerulean and Tastes-Like-Regret
Wear it proudly. You’re among friends here — no judgment, just vibes and crayons.
