For the days when explaining the obvious requires more emotional support than a 64-count Crayola box can provide.
Introducing the Crayon Explain Tee — the perfect uniform for anyone who’s ever stared into the void while someone asks a question so painfully obvious it physically hurts.
Featuring a hilariously ticked-off, walking crayon and the words: “I don’t have the time or crayons to explain this to you.” …this shirt says what you’re thinking without you having to risk HR involvement or spontaneous screaming.
Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to make the “Are you busy?” crowd hesitate before speaking, this tee is ideal for:
Teachers surviving another day without launching themselves into orbit
Parents who’ve explained “because I said so” 400+ times
Coworkers stuck interpreting emails written in ancient hieroglyphics
Military folks who’ve issued the same safety brief since the dawn of time
Anyone with a functioning brain and a low tolerance for nonsense
Wear it proudly. Wear it boldly. Wear it when you’re out of crayons… and mercy.
