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Johnson’s Chalking Services Tee — Always Ready for the Job

Johnson’s Chalking Services Tee — Always Ready for the Job

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When the Johnson shows up… let’s just say confidence is fully loaded.

Subtle? Absolutely not.
Hilarious? Every. Single. Time.

Introducing the Johnson’s Chalking Services Tee, featuring a shredded dude wielding a chalk gun like he’s on a mission—and the legendary line:
“My chalk is always ready.”

It’s the perfect shirt for anyone who enjoys humor with a little wink, a little swagger, and a lot of “oh, I get what you’re implying.”

Whether you’re at the gym, a cookout, or just trying to see how many people choke on their drink when they read your shirt, this tee gets the job done. The soft, durable cotton keeps you comfortable while the design keeps everyone else entertained… or blushing. Depends on the crowd.

Wear it proudly.
Wear it boldly.
And yes—your chalk is always ready.

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Product: Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt

  • 6 oz. 100% USA cotton
  • Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50
  • Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey & Antiques are 90/10
  • Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
  • Tear away label
  • Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
  • Gildan's manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy
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