The Laughing Goat
Caffeine & Curses Desk Shield
Caffeine & Curses Desk Shield
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Relatable Humor + Bold Personality
Start your day the right way—with a wink at your wrist. Meet the Caffeine & Curses Desk Shield: a plush pink mouse pad that boldly states, “I either drink coffee or say bad words. Just kidding—I do both.” Soft, sassy, and non-slip, it’s the only desk companion that gets you. Your work-from-home setup just turned 100% more honest. The pad’s laugh-out-loud phrase taps into universal coffee-fueled frustrations—and delivers them with flair. It’s not just a mouse pad; it’s your daily mood booster.
Superior Build Meets Everyday Use
With neoprene backing, a silky print surface, and a non-slip base, it promises comfort during marathon Zoom sessions or furious emoji-scrolling—without slipping or fading.
Pop of Color, Big Conversation Starter
The vibrant pink hue and cheeky tagline turn this into an office icebreaker or a go-to gift for your funniest coworker (or yourself).
Customer Reviews:
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“Honestly, this mouse pad gets me. Its snarky charm makes every caffeine crash feel sacred.”
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“Great gift for my roommate—she lost her mind laughing and hasn't stopped using it since.”
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