The 'HR Complaint' Tee: Filing Grievance Against My Alarm Clock.
Finally, a shirt for the true victim of workplace harassment: you. Your alarm clock is a toxic, aggressive, noisy coworker who shows no regard for your mental health or the need for a single, quiet minute of peace. It's time to report the abuse.
This shirt is the official uniform of the perpetually exhausted, the snooze-button abusers, and anyone who believes their alarm clock should be formally written up for hostile work environment violations.
Why You Need to Document This Harassment:
Instant Vibe Check: The world immediately knows where you stand on mornings (and aggressive wake-up calls).
Guaranteed Laughs: The perfect icebreaker in a coffee line or a corporate meeting.
Silent Protest: Wear it on Casual Friday to subtly let your boss know that your day started with a policy violation.
It's a noisy, aggressive way to start the morning. At least now you can file your grievance in style.
