Symbolism speaks louder than words—especially at 9 AM Zoom calls.
Meet the “Middle Finger Desktop Sculpture”—because sometimes, passive-aggressive sticky notes just don’t cut it. Printed in durable PLA, this tiny attention-grabber stands proudly on your desk, silently broadcasting, “Yes, I saw that email. No, I don’t care.”
Why It Wins at Work:
Instant Reaction: Co-workers ask, you nod—or they judge quietly.
Compact Swagger: Two size options (7.5×3.5×3 cm and 17.5×8×6 cm)—fits anywhere, shocks everyone.
Talk-Free Feedback: One glance and everyone's got the message.
Gag-Gift Gold: Perfect for birthdays, promotions (demotions?), Secret Santa disasters, or passive resistance champions.
Product Specs:
Size:
Mini: 7.5×3.5×3 cm (fits pencil holder)
Large: 17.5×8×6 cm (requires a confident monitor size)
Material: Sturdy 3D-printed PLA—no wobble, no word vomit.
Finish: Available in grey, orange, light brown. Matte finish; desk-safe.
Includes: The statue—no words, zero apologies.
That moment you want to speak your mind—but it’s Monday. Solution: Middle finger sculpture on desk.
