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Enjoy Tequila Retro Tee — Vintage-Vibe Unisex Shirt
Enjoy Tequila Retro Tee — Vintage-Vibe Unisex Shirt
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“Pour decisions, premium vibes—enjoy responsibly.”
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear tees that politely suggest a garnish. The Enjoy Tequila Retro Tee brings vintage poster energy to your modern “I earned this” lifestyle. It’s soft, it’s cheeky, and it turns any outfit into a pre-party. Toss it on for Sunday Funday, wear it to taco night, or treat it like your emotional support shirt every time the group chat says, “shots?”
Warning: may increase popularity and requests to “split a pitcher.” A soft, retro-style graphic tee for people who schedule their cardio between the bar and the taco truck. Unisex fit, vintage vibe, pairs best with salt, lime, and zero apologies.
Benefits:
Retro look, modern comfort: A throwback graphic on a super-wearable unisex tee—perfect for brunch, beach days, and birthday weekends.
Conversation magnet: Expect nods from bartenders and high-fives from the friend group.
Dress it up (kinda): Works under a denim jacket or with cutoffs and sneakers for instant “I’m the fun one” energy.
Gift-ready: Bachelorettes, birthdays, or that friend who claims tequila is a personality trait.
Easy care: Machine-washable; built for spills, thrills, and refills.
Fit & details:
Unisex crewneck; true-to-size for a relaxed look (size up for oversized).
Soft cotton feel; easy-care print.
Sizes typically S–3XL (set your exact options based on stock).
Care: Wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low.
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