If you’re awake before dawn by choice, congratulations—you’re either in the military or slightly unwell.
Welcome to the 0500 Club, where the coffee’s strong, the sarcasm’s stronger, and “sleeping in” is just a myth civilians tell their kids. This Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie proudly declares:
“0500 Club. The only time I excel at anything.”
Made from a cozy cotton-poly blend that’s softer than your drill sergeant’s heart after retirement, this hoodie is built for PT, coffee runs, or just surviving your next safety brief. The classic fit and double-lined hood keep you warm while you question your life choices at sunrise.
Whether you’re active duty, a veteran, or just someone who’s been personally victimized by alarm clocks, this hoodie is your new uniform of honor. Wear it loud, wear it proud—and maybe take a nap later.
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.: The Gildan 18500 is made from a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. This blend delivers cozy warmth and a soft feel that makes it perfect for chilly days.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
.: Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
