The Laughing Goat
Turn To Tee: ‘Good Ship, Good Crew, Eff You, Turn To!’ – Get Back to Work in Style
Turn To Tee: ‘Good Ship, Good Crew, Eff You, Turn To!’ – Get Back to Work in Style
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You just got told you’re doing a good job — now shut up and get back to it. Let your shirt do the talking.
Slip into the “Turn To Tee” and show the world you heard the compliment they were given… and now it's time to move on. Featuring a badass Navy destroyer graphic and the bold motto:
“Good Ship, Good Crew, Eff You, Turn To!”
This shirt is for the Sailor who knows the drill: receive the pat on the back, raise an eyebrow, say “thanks”, then get your ass back to work! The phrase “turn two” is solid Navy‐speak for “begin work / get to it”.
Made from premium cotton that won’t quit before you do, this veteran-owned piece mixes maritime pride with dark humor. Wear it when you've been recognized, appreciate the nod, then dive right back into the grind. Because out here, there’s no lounging after a compliment—there’s just another job.
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Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
- 5.3 oz.,
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Tear away label
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- 7/8" collar
- Classic fit
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