Because when your biggest danger is a PowerPoint slide—you might actually be invincible.
Light the coffee, strap in, and salute your survival skills—this tee is for the brave souls who’ve lived through one too many safety briefs and still came out smiling (or at least still standing). Featuring a bold combat-helmet graphic and the witty tagline: “I’ve attended so many safety briefs, I’m practically immortal… or just extremely bored”, this shirt says you don’t fear the hazards—you mastered them. Made with premium Softstyle™ cotton, it’s comfortable enough for liberty, durable enough for toolbox talk, and sarcastic enough to earn a chuckle from any vet who’s ever counted PowerPoint slides as cardio. Wear it with pride, wear it with irony, and wear it because somewhere out there, someone’s hosting another safety briefing without your witty commentary—and you deserve better gear.
