Football-Bat Tee: Because Broken Still Works (Sometimes Explosively)

When life hands you a football-bat, you don’t cry — you swing harder.

Meet the Football-Bat Tee, born from chaos and proudly dysfunctional. Featuring a Sailor mid-swing, smacking a football into the stratosphere with the motto:
“Sailors: proving a football-bat can be effective!”

In military slang, a “football-bat” is something so messed up it shouldn’t exist — kinda like your last duty roster. Yet here we are, thriving. This shirt salutes every slightly broken, caffeine-fueled legend who keeps going anyway.

Made from premium cotton softer than your CO’s excuses, it’s veteran-owned, humor-approved, and 100% ready for liberty.

Because when the world hands you chaos, you grab a football-bat and make it work. Harder. Louder. Wronger.

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Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt

• 5.3 oz.,
• 100% preshrunk cotton
• Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Seamless rib at neck
• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
• Tear away label
• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
• 7/8" collar
• Classic fit