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Davy Jones vs. Kraken: Only the Roughest Seas Make the Best Sailors Tee
Davy Jones vs. Kraken: Only the Roughest Seas Make the Best Sailors Tee
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Storm-ridden seas, tentacled monsters, and one fearless sailor ready to laugh in the face of nautical mayhem — are you rough enough?
Strap on your sea-legs and prepare to meet your new favorite shirt: the “Davy Jones Tee”. Picture this: rogue waves crashing, the monstrous arms of a kraken reaching for you… and the fearless visage of Davy Jones (well, our graphic version) standing tall, grit in his teeth, the salt in his beard.
With the motto “US Navy. Only the roughest seas make the best Sailors”, this Tee is more than a shirt — it’s a badge of honor for those who’ve weathered storms, real or metaphorical.
Printed on premium cotton so soft even the kraken wants to borrow it. Veteran-owned brand. Humour-charged design. Zero boring shirts allowed.
Wear it to show that you don’t just survive rough seas — you thrive in them. Bonus: unsolicited compliments and occasional “where’d you get that?” comments may apply.
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Product: Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt
- 6 oz. 100% USA cotton
- Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50
- Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey & Antiques are 90/10
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Tear away label
- Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Gildan's manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy
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