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“Welcome to the Bos'n Locker” BM B & G Hoodie – Anchors Aweigh, Drinks prolly knot!

“Welcome to the Bos'n Locker” BM B & G Hoodie – Anchors Aweigh, Drinks prolly knot!

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Somewhere between liberty and the next chow line lies the Boatswain’s Locker. This hoodie’s your official uniform.

Attention all deckhands and knuckle-draggers, the BM B & G Hoodie is here! We all know what goes on up there, now let everyone know!  Keep warm while you navigate the murky waters of Navy humor. Featuring crossed Boatswain’s Mate anchors front and center with the words “Welcome to the Boatswain’s Locker Bar and Grill” above and below, this hoodie is your VIP pass to all imaginary shore leave debauchery.

Crafted from heavy‑blend fleece, it’s as durable as your first anchor detail and comfier than a hammock in the hangar bay. Perfect for post-PT lounging, liberty runs, or explaining to civilians why your coffee mug is bigger than theirs, this hoodie shouts “I’m a Boatswain’s Mate and I approve this chaos.”

Slip it on. Adjust your covers. And remember: the first rule of the Boatswain’s Locker is… probably don’t bring a drink!

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Product: Gildan G185 Adult Heavy Blend 8 oz., 50/50 Hood

  • 8 oz.,
  • 50% cotton 50% polyester blend
  • Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
  • Made with 50% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
  • Pill-resistant air jet yarn
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Double-lined hood
  • Pouch pocket; matching drawcord
  • 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Safety Orange is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 High-visibility Standards
  • Gildan's manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy
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