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“Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.”
“Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.”
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Attention troops! Your mission, should you choose to accept it: survive another day fueled by caffeine and common sense.
Introducing the Safety Brief Mug – the only mug that doubles as your morning motivation and your unofficial safety officer. With the immortal words “Hydrate or die. Don’t be stupid. Safety brief conducted” emblazoned across the side, this mug reminds you that survival is a group effort — and caffeine is your battle buddy.
Whether you’re an early riser, a barracks legend, or just trying to make it through Monday formation, this mug’s durable ceramic design and crisp lettering make it perfect for coffee, energy drinks, or tears of regret from last night’s bad decisions. Available in 11oz and 15oz, because size matters — especially when it’s coffee.
So grab one, soldier. Because safety first... right after caffeine.
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.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish
.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
.: C-shaped easy-grip handle
.: Microwave and dishwasher safe
.: Lead and BPA-free
.: Blank product sourced from China
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